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 Notes from the Captain:
 
 Ok everyone...as you know this is the Report for our annual April
 Fools Day sim.  It also happens to be the final AFD sim on Coronado. 
 The tradition will no doubt be dragged along into the next "Jester"
 sim, so do look for it in years to come.

 Anyway...as most of you know each week I do this Report, on a somewhat
 timely basis, in order to alleviate some of the work from Jester. 
 Also, as many of you know I make a valiant effort (if I do say so
 myself, thank you) to summerize and synopsisize (yes, I am aware thats
 not an actual word...go back to your Scrabble tournament, egghead!)
 the events in-character.  Yeah well, this week...I'm taking off from
 that responsibility.  ;)  You wanna try and break down each of the
 events one by one in this thing...go right ahead.  I can't make heads
 of tales of it...but we did have a pretty good time with the whole
 idea of playing Klingons and Romulans.

 So...on with the Report...Qap'lah! 

 ((And sorry if I disappoint anyone with such a lack luster
 summarizational attempt. ;-)  Those responsible, have just been
 sacked. ))


 Sim Title: "What the hell is a Frant?!", AFD Sim

 Teaser and Pre-Sim:
 -------------------
 An except from Brian Aldurs memoirs regarding Klingons and Romulans
 and all that racial stuff.  For the teaser to an April Fools Day
 sim...it's not very funny.  But apparently all characters involved
 here one day get their very own book deal...won't that be something to
 look forward to? ;)

 During the Sim:
 ---------------
 Ok so you see...this all takes place in an Alternate Universe so: No,
 it will NOT be on the final exam.  Thank you for coming to the lecture
 though.  Anyway on with kinda-sorta what happened.

 In this particular universe and time frame, the Klingon-Romulan
 Alliance won the FKR War and discovered the Hypergate into M64 which
 they stumbled into and found themselves very much in a similar
 situation being faced in the actual (real!) universe by the actual
 (real!) USS Coronado.  [Yes, I am aware it's only a TV show. ;)]

 So there you have it...Klingons and Romulans on a captured Federation
 Starship, Katana class, named USS Coronado.  They are drawn to the
 appearance of a strange alien artifact that has simply arrived out of
 nowhere. 

 Comedy runs rampant.  The End. ;)

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 SUMMARY: Attendance 20/21 (1E) + 0 guest (5 after-simmers, 1 log)

 U.S.S. Coronado Complement Changes:
    During April Fools...are you kidding?  ;)

 Promotions:
    None.       

 Recognitions:
    None. Zip. Zero. Zilch. How do you say "zero" in Klingon?

 Academy Completions:
    None this week.  (Stop being lazy!!...Yes, I'm talking to YOU!)

 Exchange of the Week: 
     Hah!  I'd like to see you try to pick one thing over the other.     
     Just read the whole log. ;)


 Attendance:            20 out of 21           5 late/left early (*)
 Defenders Task Group 85.3, "Whitestone" Staff:
    Commanding, TG 85.3:       RADM Tebrun Lora Kor      (Jester)
    S-1, Group Adjutant:       Capt. Sieven Drexler      (Brad)
    S-2, Group Intelligence:   Capt. Jarod Bentall       (Alffred)
    S-3, Group Logistics:      Capt. Savant              (Savant)
    Commanding, M64 Ground:    Brig. Jeremy Ironside     (Fraser)

 U.S.S. Coronado Crew Roster:
    Commanding Officer:        Como. William Daren       (Chris)
    Executive Officer:         Cmdr. Velorna Tal         (Aggie)
    Chief Flight Operations:   LCdr. Maiko D'Rall        (Farrell)
 *  Command Yeoman:            PO/1 Zachery Prentiss     (Prill)
    Civilian Liaison:          Zunite Oswald             (Sonya)
 *  Battalion Commander:       LCol. Jacob Prescot       (Prescot)
    Flight Leader:             1Lt. Edward Somansky      (Somansky)
    Flight Leader:             2Lt. Amy Dillon           (AlexJenson)
    Flight Leader:             2Lt. Savin Frazier        (Styx)
 *  Chief Tactical Officer:    Lt. (JG) Derek Canterbury (Spuzzum)
 *  Watch Tactical Officer:    Ens. Siyun Saengjoktohl   (Thomas)
 *  Chief Engineer:            Cmdr. Jack C. Farley      (CCC)
    Assistant Engineer:        LCdr. Aramis Skylooker    (LewisSharp)
    Assistant Engineer:        Lt. (JG) Brandon Gannsen  (Lefty)
    Chief Science Officer:     Lt. Anna Brooks           (Kari)
    Chief Medical Officer:     LCdr. Rachel Kennedy      (Santiago)

 Announced Absences:     1 out of 21
    Chief Medical Officer:     LCdr. Rachel Kennedy      (Santiago)

 Unannounced Absences:   0 out of 21

 On Extended Leave of Absence:
    None!

 Guest Simmers:          None

 Observers:              Honestly, I didn't count.

 After-sim Attendance (for sim of SD 240403.22):      5
    Commanding Officer:        Como. William Daren       (Chris)
    Chief Flight Operations:   LCdr. Maiko D'Rall        (Farrell)
    Command Yeoman:            PO/1 Zachery Prentiss     (Prill)
    Civilian Liaison:          Zunite Oswald             (Sonya)
    Flight Leader:             1Lt. Edward Somansky      (Somansky)

 Logs for week of SD 240403.23 to SD 240403.29:       1
    Commanding, TG 85.3:       RADM Tebrun Lora Kor      (Jester)

 NPCs/Guests:

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 Coronado's Orders:
    No Flag orders.

 Coronado's Status:
    Alternate Universe - Alternate Timeline
    10 false matter, 40 cluster, 30 standard torpedoes stocked
    Crew complement of 214 Starfleet / 228 SFMC
    Condition Red Alert, at Battle Stations
    U.S.S. Coronado 80% repaired

 After-Action Status:
    Ship name:            U.S.S. Coronado
    Ship location:        Alterate Universe
    PC sims involved:     U.S.S. Coronado (UFPSF Katana frigate)
    NPC ships involved:   Two Birds of Prey, escorts
    Enemy ships involved: None
    Combat losses:        None.  We are Klingons!
                          (ok, and some Romulans too.)
    Enemy combat losses:  None...yet!  ;-) *hearty Klingon laugh*
    Damage report:        Recent Combat Damage 80% complete


 Defenders Task Group 85.3, "Whitestone" Staff:
    Commanding, TG 85.3:       RADM Tebrun Lora Kor      (Jester)
    S-1, Group Adjutant:       Capt. Sieven Drexler      (Brad)
    S-2, Group Intelligence:   Capt. Jarod Bentall       (Alffred)
    S-3, Group Logistics:      Capt. Savant              (Savant)
    Commanding, M64 Ground:    Brig. Jeremy Ironside     (Fraser)

 U.S.S. Coronado Crew Roster:
    Commanding Officer:        Como. William Daren       (Chris)
    Executive Officer:         Cmdr. Velorna Tal         (Aggie)
    Chief Flight Operations:   LCdr. Maiko D'Rall        (Farrell)
    Command Yeoman:            PO/1 Zachery Prentiss     (Prill)
    Civilian Liaison:          Zunite Oswald             (Sonya)
    Battalion Commander:       LCol. Jacob Prescot       (Prescot)
    Flight Leader:             1Lt. Edward Somansky      (Somansky)
    Flight Leader:             2Lt. Amy Dillon           (AlexJenson)
    Flight Leader:             2Lt. Savin Frazier        (Styx)
    Chief Tactical Officer:    Lt. (JG) Derek Canterbury (Spuzzum)
    Watch Tactical Officer:    Ens. Siyun Saengjoktohl   (Thomas)
    Chief Engineer:            Cmdr. Jack C. Farley      (CCC)
    Assistant Engineer:        LCdr. Aramis Skylooker    (LewisSharp)
    Assistant Engineer:        Lt. (JG) Brandon Gannsen  (Lefty)
    Chief Science Officer:     Lt. Anna Brooks           (Kari)
    Chief Medical Officer:     LCdr. Rachel Kennedy      (Santiago)

 On Extended Leave of Absence:
    None!

 Positions Available:
    Assistant Medical:                                   (---)


 Defenders Task Group 85.3, "Whitestone":
    U.S.S. Coronado (UFPSF Katana frigate), flagship
    C.S. Foe Hammer (Camelynian Sword destroyer)
    S.S. Blackrazor (RSR Ra'Kalen destroyer)
    U.S.S. Swiftsure (UFPSF Norway II destroyer)
    R.S. Vanquish (Reorsan Defiant II escort)
    R.S. Valkyrie (Reorsan Defiant II escort)
    U.S.S. Douglas MacArthur (UFPSF Tobruk transport)
    C.W. Shining Bard (Camelynian Shadow transport)
    D.W. Silhouette (Boratis Seeker destroyer escort)
    Kami Seya (Taeren Kami reconnaissance platform)
    SO-2, the "Raptors" (4 UFPS Wraith corvettes)
    RSO-4, the "Ravens" (4 Reorsan Wraith corvettes)

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Jester

Rear Admiral Tebrun Lora Kor
Commanding, Defenders Task Group 85.3, "Whitestone"
embarked on U.S.S. Coronado, NCC-97901
http://www.jestertrek.com/coro2400/