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 Notes from the Captain:

 Anyone who takes the bulk of this sim report seriously needs some
 help.  Not that most of you don't need help anyway...  ;-)

 See you all next week!


 Sim Title: "A Night at the (Space) Opera"

 Teaser and Pre-Sim:
 -------------------
 Following the Second Battle for Pitstop, the allies in the Pitstop
 system celebrate their first solid victory over the Pfhor.  Admiral
 Marshall on Vanguard invites interested Starfleet personnel to
 participate in his ship's "movie night."  Meanwhile, Admirals Aldur
 and Theron worry over the damage status of the allied ships and
 discuss naming conventions for the series of Defiant class warships
 under construction on Reorsa and the Meyer colonies.

 During the Sim:
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 "What in God's name was that cheesy embarrassment?" Tom Hanks asked,
 pulling off the overjacket of the Starfleet uniform the costuming
 department had given him.  As he did, he kicked a Guinness bottle
 that had been carelessly laid aside by someone in product placement.
 It clattered across the soundstage backset corridor.  For a brief
 spiteful moment, Hanks hoped the noise ruined a shot on the stage
 somewhere.  No such luck -- a glance at the closest exit door showed
 that it's red flashing light that would have indicated active filming
 on the set was off.

 "I don't know," Tom Wilson said, also pulling off a uniform jacket,
 "but whoever got the bright idea that I'm the Jar-Jar of this
 franchise is gonna pay.  God damned typecasting."

 Michael Ironside just grunted.  He knew all about typecasting. 
 Instead of commenting, he pulled out his cellphone and called his
 travel agent to make his flight arrangements back home to Toronto.

 The three men, Hanks in the lead, left the soundstage through the
 side door, the bell ringing behind them to let them know someone was
 getting ready to film a new scene.  The contrast between the darkness
 of the soundstage and the bright Los Angeles sunshine was marked, and
 it took a few seconds for their eyes to adjust to the glare.  Both
 Hanks and Ironside pulled sunglasses from somewhere and put them on.

 "Hey, there's Bobby DeNiro," Wilson said, looking over at the line of
 trailers where the actors lived while on the set.  "Is he in this
 thing?" Wilson asked.

 Hanks shrugged.  "I hear he has a bit part in it somewhere," he said.
 "I'll see you gents later.  I need to talk to him about something."
 Hanks moved off from the two men, who watched him head for DeNiro.

 "Must be nice to be A-list," Wilson said, his voice sarcastic as
 Hanks and DeNiro greeted each other enthusiastically.  "You know,
 *not* to have to do the damned video games and cartoons."  Ironside
 nodded ruefully.  Wilson and Ironside turned and continued toward
 their trailers to change out of the ridiculous costumes...

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 U.S.S. Coronado Complement Changes:
    2nd Lieutenant Andrew Stylus, goes back on extended LOA until May.

 Promotions:
    None this week.

 Recognitions:
    None this week.

 Academy Completions:
    None this week.  Get out there and take a class!


 Exchange of the Week: I'm not even gonna try.  ;-)  The whole sim!
    http://www.jestertrek.com/coro2400/simtrans/coro509a.txt


 Attendance:             14 out of 18            1 late/left early (*)
    Commanding Officer:        FCapt. Tebrun Lora Kor    (Jester)
    Executive Officer:         Cmdr. William Daren       (Daren)
 *  Marine Commandant:         Col. Jeremy Ironside      (Fraser)
    Command Liaison:           Cmdr. Savant              (Savant)
    Chief of Operations:       Cmdr. Olme Tlaloco        (Tlaloco)
    Chief Flight Operations:   Lt. JG Ananda Wilk        (Baralu)
    Intelligence Officer:      Lt. Kariasa Ma'Aru        (Kari)
    Company Commander:         MCpt. Jacob Prescot       (Shadow-FjP)
    Wing Leader:               1Lt. Craig Serrold        (Aggie)
    Chief Engineer:            Cmdr. Zunite Oswald       (Sonya)
    Assistant Engineer:        LCdr. Jack C. Farley      (CCC)
    Assistant Engineer:        Lt. Aramis Skylooker      (LewisSharp)
    Systems Specialist:        Lt. JG Caring-Thoughts    (Alffred)
    Chief Medical Officer:     Lt. Jason Thompson        (Thompson)

 Guest Simmers:          0

 Observer Count:         4  (Brad, Kahlia, Heiwa, Farrell)

 Announced Absenses:     3 out of 18
    Chief Tactical Officer:    LCdr. Sieven Drexler      (Brad)
    Assistant Tactical:        Lt. Kyle Marcy            (Marcy)
    Civilian:                  Alados ha-Soron           (McC)

 Unannounced Absenses:   1 out of 18
    Chief Science Officer:     Lt. JG Kathleen Hammond   (Kath)

 On Extended Leave of Absense:
    Wing Leader:               2Lt. Andrew Stylus        (JadeFalcon)

 Sim Duration:           110 minutes

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 Coronado's Orders:
    There were orders?  Oh yeah!  Something about intercepting and
    supporting the capture of a Pfhor destroyer crippled near Pitstop,
    but I was on the phone with my agent and didn't hear the rest.

 Coronado's Status:
    Pitstop system (J035) in Grid 001, in orbit of Pitstop 3
    6 false matter, 12 cluster, 74 standard torpedoes stocked
    Crew complement of 215 Starfleet / 274 SFMC
    3 SF KIA, 11 SF WIA during combat operations in Pitstop system
    Condition Green, shields down, weapons unarmed
    Moderate damage to secondary hull and upper saucer

 After-Action Status:
    Ship name:            U.S.S. Coronado
    Ship location:        Just outside the Pitstop system in Grid 001
    PC sims involved:     U.S.S. Coronado
    NPC ships involved:   U.S.S. Vanguard (Vanguard cruiser)
                          U.S.S. Douglas MacArthur (Tobruk transport)
    Enemy ships involved: One Pfhor destroyer, badly crippled
    Combat loses:         Nothing but our sanity
                          (Assuming we had that in the first place)
    Enemy combat losses:  Whole ship overrun by skeletons and really
                          cheesy special effects and a prop guy or two
    Damage report:        Light damage to Coronado's dignity

 Crew Roster:
    Commanding Officer:        FCapt. Tebrun Lora Kor    (Jester)
    Executive Officer:         Cmdr. William Daren       (Daren)
    Marine Commandant:         Col. Jeremy Ironside      (Fraser)
    Command Liaison:           Cmdr. Savant              (Savant)
    Chief of Operations:       Cmdr. Olme Tlaloco        (Tlaloco)
    Chief Tactical Officer:    LCdr. Sieven Drexler      (Brad)
    Assistant Tactical:        Lt. Kyle Marcy            (Marcy)
    Chief Flight Operations:   Lt. JG Ananda Wilk        (Baralu)
    Intelligence Officer:      Lt. Kariasa Ma'Aru        (Kari)
    Chief Science Officer:     Lt. JG Kathleen Hammond   (Kath)
    Company Commander:         MCpt. Jacob Prescot       (Shadow-FjP)
    Wing Leader:               1Lt. Craig Serrold        (Aggie)
    Chief Engineer:            Cmdr. Zunite Oswald       (Sonya)
    Assistant Engineer:        LCdr. Jack C. Farley      (CCC)
    Assistant Engineer:        Lt. Aramis Skylooker      (LewisSharp)
    Systems Specialist:        Lt. JG Caring-Thoughts    (Alffred)
    Chief Medical Officer:     Lt. Jason Thompson        (Thompson)
    Civilian:                  Alados ha-Soron           (McC)

 On Extended Leave of Absense:
    Wing Leader:               2Lt. Andrew Stylus        (JadeFalcon)

 Positions Available:
    None!

 Starfleet Task Group 5.4:
    U.S.S. Stirling (Eclipse command carrier)
    U.S.S. Odyssey (Sovereign cruiser)
    U.S.S. Vanguard (Vanguard cruiser)
    U.S.S. Gryphon (Akira II carrier)
    U.S.S. Fearless (Prometheus II light cruiser)
    U.S.S. Coronado (Katana frigate)
    U.S.S. Renegade (Katana frigate)
    U.S.S. Swiftsure (Norway II destroyer)
    U.S.S. Schweitzer (Olympic support ship)
    U.S.S. Resolute (Defiant II destroyer)
    U.S.S. Douglas MacArthur (Tobruk transport)
    U.S.S. Athena (Artemis destroyer escort)
    U.S.S. Thonus (Artemis destroyer escort)
    M.R.F. Pearl (Mobile Repair Facility)
    U.S.S. Vladivostok (Marco Polo freigher)
    S.S. Yamashita Maru (Antares freighter)
    plus 2 Atlas class tugs
    S.R.R. Sienov Temarr (RSR Ra'Kalen destroyer)

 Camelynian Task Group Lion:
    C.W. King Lan DuLac (Camelynian Hammer of Justice carrier)
    C.W. Queen Monique Lehman DuLac (Camelynian Victory cruiser)
    C.S. Fire Lance (Camelynian Sword destroyer)
    C.S. Phoenix (Camelynian Sword destroyer)
    C.S. Hunter (Camelynian Sword destroyer)
    C.S. Chivalry (Camelynian Riposte frigate)
    C.W. Shining Bard (Camelynian Shadow transport)
    C.W. Avignon-on-the-Mountain (Camelynian support ship)
    C.W. Crystal Palace (Camelynian worldship)
    C.S. Rising Star (Camelynian Sword destroyer)
    C.S. Javelin (Camelynian Sword destroyer)
    C.S. Rapier (Camelynian Sword destroyer)
    C.S. Sabre (Camelynian Sword destroyer)

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Jester

Fleet Captain Tebrun Lora Kor
Commodore Selectee
Commanding, U.S.S. Coronado, NCC-97901
http://www.jestertrek.com/coro2400/