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Earth/Federation Historical Timeline Summary:
(All dates Earth Old Date Standard)
1963: U.S.S. Coronado, acting under orders from the Department of Temporal
Investigations, prevents an earlier alteration of the timeline that
resulted in the death of John F. Kennedy. In the restored timeline, JFK
lives, but is mentally and physically incapacitated.
1964: JFK attributes his miraculous recovery from his gunshot wound to the
kiwi fruit. A kiwi craze sweeps the nation. Soon, every home in America
has a kiwi tree in their back yard, many in place "because Jackie has
one." Orchards in California and Florida switch from oranges and lemons
to kiwi production.
1965: Unable to meet rising demands for kiwi products across the western
hemisphere and Europe, several governments fall, and are replaced with
more kiwi-friendly versions. Fidel Castrol is overthrown, and Cuba's
entire agricultural output is diverted to kiwi production.
1966: Nikita Kruschev publically denounces the kiwi fruit as a "pathetic,
capitalist attempt at a cure-all for the world's woes." He vows that no
Eastern Bloc nation will grow the kiwi, nor will kiwi products be made
available. U.S./Soviet relations become more and more adversarial.
1969: Neil Armstrong walks on the moon. Among his first words from the
lunar surface: "It is only by the grace of that Divine Fruit, the kiwi,
that this miracle could take place." Anti-kiwi forces topple several
previously kiwi-friendly regimes and burn kiwi orchards. Factions
sympathetic to the anti-kiwi cause arise in the U.S. Birth of the Death
to Kiwi Brigade (D2KB).
1975: Kiwi scientists begin first serious researches into the nature of
citrus fruit peels. Anti-kiwi forces triumph in Viet Nam.
1982: U.S./Soviet relations reach a peak of hostility, as conservative
Kiwi politician Ronald Reagan takes a more and more aggressive stance
against the increasingly hard-line D2KB Soviet Premeire. War is only
averted when D2KB Mjr. John Hinkley shoots Reagan, killing him and two
members of his cabinet. The D2KB claims the assassination was executed
without D2KB approval.
1996: The First Kiwi Jihad erupts across the planet, as more than 100
million people are killed and 687,000 acres of kiwi orchards destroyed in
a limited exchange of nuclear weapons. The U.S. breaks up into several
Kiwi Free States. The Soviet Union is forced into a similar break up for
economic reasons, as satellite nations attempt to hold together their
crumbling economies. Overall however, the D2KB is victorious, and is
ascendant in Earth politics for more than 50 years.
2020: Mars is colonized by D2KB Forces. Among the Fundamental
Declarations of the Martian Colonies: "Freedom from Kiwi Tyranny."
2058: The Second Kiwi Jihad takes place with a massive Kiwi strike through
dozens of D2KB resistance cells and provinces. New kiwi orchards are
established in the tropical and temperate zones that had been D2KB
strongholds. Many in the D2KB are forced to flee into space to avoid
being tried in "Kiwi courts" -- show trials where summary justice is
dispensed, with punishments ranging from paper-cuts then filled with kiwi
juice for minor offenses to full immersion and drowning in kiwi juice for
capital crimes. D2KB regard the punishments as cruel and unusual.
2063: Zephram Cochrane, citizen of the Montana Kiwi Free State but D2KB
sympathizer, invents the warp drive. Only hours later, he establishes
first contact with the Vulcans. Cochrane later formally joins the D2KB.
2064: Vulcan officially joins the D2KB, one Vulcan ambassador telling a
Kiwi representative "to worship a fruit... is not logical" before
breaking off talks. The Kiwi forces are soon dealt another blow when
Alpha Centauri also joins the D2KB.
2065: In a daring raid, Kiwi forces kidnap Cochrane and steal plans for a
second-generation warp drive. Kiwi forces are soon building their own
ships and "spreading the Divine Kiwi through the stars," establishing
their own colonies, and persuading Andor to join their fight against the
D2KB.
2068: Cochrane escapes from the Kiwi forces aboard his own warp ship. He
disappears, and is never heard from again.
2081: Vulcan breaks ties with the D2KB, declaring itself neutral in the
fighting. Among their comments: "to hate a fruit with such intensity is
not logical, either." Many D2KB leaders darkly remark "If you're not part
of the solution, you're part of the Kiwi," but no actions are taken
against Vulcan, and the planet remains neutral to this day.
2094: Kiwi scientists make a breakthrough, discovering a way to modify
citrus fruit peels to form super-strong polymers and alloys. Kiwi ships
are soon being built almost literally from the modified peels, becoming
almost impervious to D2KB weapons for a time. The first citrus bolt
weapons also enter the Kiwi inventory during this time. With a new fleet
of ships, the Kiwi forces soon have D2KB on the defensive.
2112: A disastrous first contact with the Klingon Empire causes the Kiwi
and D2KB forces to join forces for one of only two times in history, as
the chief Klingon negotiator makes a faux pas of the ages by remarking:
"There is no honor in fighting over a fruit!" Klingon forces are routed
from space by Kiwi/D2KB combined armadas over the next several years, and
today are a beaten, broken people. To this day, the Klingons are still
unsure what all the fuss is about.
2136: The first citrus disintegrators enter the D2KB weapons inventory
during this time. Battles over the next several years all but destroy the
Kiwi Rigel colonies and their precious supply of dilithium. Kiwi forces
turn to their scientists, who create the so-called "tang drive." By
drawing the tanginess from the kiwi, their ships are able to fold space
(as normal kiwi juice would fold a person's tongue) to cross vast
distances quickly through a sort of hyperspace. D2KB forces hold the
remainder of the usuable dilithium, and develop a next-generation warp
drive.
2161: The Alliance of Kiwi Planets is formed, when the green ships of the
Kiwi first encounter the green ships of the Romulan Star Empire. An
alliance is formed, with Earth, Romulus, Remus, Tellarite, and Andor being
charter members. Its motto: "To seek out strange new worlds, to convert
them to the ways of the Divine Fruit, and if they will not convert, to
kill them and plant Kiwi trees over their graves."
2200: The Alpha quadrant enjoys a period of almost peaceful expansion, as
the Kiwi and D2KB forces attempt to undermine each other politically, and
their memberships rise. Soon, however, the two sides' hatred for each
other is again inflamed, and war resumes.
2269: The Organians attempt to moderate the D2KB/Kiwi conflict, declaring:
"Your two sides are more alike than you know." D2KB and Kiwi forces alike
are horrified, and working together, manage to obliterate the Organian
home world. The Organians flee, and are not heard from again.
2271: D2KB scientists Richard Daystrom invents the M-5 computer. D2KB
forces are delighted, and soon space is filled with crewless M-5 D2KB
destroyers. Their mission: "To seek out the Kiwi wherever it may hide,
and to sterlize the Kiwi imperfection from the Galaxy." Soon, no ship or
planet that carries kiwi or is capable of their manufacture is safe from
the M-5 ships.
2298: The D2KB forces gain a significant ally, as the Cardassian Union
joins the fight against the Kiwi. Bajor soon joins the Alliance, and with
their help, in the words of the AKP President, "these fruit-loving people
have managed to throw off the yoke of D2KB oppression, and join the
worshipers of the Divine Fruit everywhere."
2317: The Gorn Empire and Tholian Assemblage join the growing ranks of
Neutral planets and governments. At this time, the approximate ratio of
D2KB to Kiwi forces is 35% to 45%, with 20% neutral, a ratio that is also
consistent with the present day.
2366: The Ferengi Alliance begins trading with both sides. Occasionaly
Ferengi kiwi-fruit traders are found assassinated, D2KB calling cards on
their bodies, but business in both kiwi and citrus disintegrators
continues, with the Ferengi raking in an enormous profit. Rule of
Acquisition #248 is written: "Never underestimate the human passion for
the ridiculous... but don't let it keep you from profit, either."
2372: During a battle bewteen Kiwi and D2KB forces, a freak spatial
anomaly swallows several ships, including the K.B.S. Andromeda and the
Kiwi ships A.K.S. Lexington and A.K.S. Republic. It is theorized that
the ships may have been thrown into a parallel universe.
2373: U.S.S. Coronado returns to find the timeline significantly altered
from the histories they left...
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Ross Glenn aka Jester
Captain Brian Aldur, U.S.S. Coronado, NCC-63100
http://www.ussrenegade.com/coro2400/